Hendo the Mathemawiccan

Pythagorean Roast — All enemy creatures take 3 soul damage while being sarcastically reminded that “This isn’t even the hard part.”

The Infinite Jest Theorem—All creatures must attempt to "solve" the Witch's infinite sarcasm loop. Meanwhile, Hendo cackles and says, "If confusion was your strategy, you're nailing it."

"Her cauldron isn't for potions; it's for late homework. And yes, she can definitely smell fear."