I Wanna Be A Cowboy Baaaaabay

{t} Create a 3/3 White Cow Cowboy token
{x}{t} Create a Colorless Saddle Equipment
with "{2}: Attach to target cow. This cow gets
+X/+X"
The only thing you can hear before a horde of
cows trample you is,
"I wanna be a cowboy baaaaabay" - Teferi's Journal