Kiba, Leg Humper

Hexproof, Deathtouch
At the beginning of combat, you may try to steal
one of your opponent's possessions. If you are
successful, Kiba gains unblockable.
Whenever Kiba deals damage to a player, you
may eat one of their snacks and hump their leg.
All you see is a flash of fur, and you lunchbox is
empty!