Thorgi, Stormcaller

Reach, Haste
{u}{u}{r}{r}: Rub a fleece sweater together for 10
seconds. If you get a static shock, Thorgi deals 5
damage to target creature. Otherwise, Thorgi
deals 1 damage to you.
If it's cloudy outside, Thogri gains first strike.
He calls down a mighty thunderbolt before running to
cower under the couch.