FUMANCHU, the Pretender

When Mairsil, the Pretender enters the battlefield, you may exile an artifact or creature
card from your hand or graveyard and put a cage counter on it.
Mairsil, the Pretender has all activated
abilities of all cards you own in exile with
cage counters on them. You may activate
each of those abilities only once each turn.
"THIS IS MY MECCA!!!"
- Nic Cage, Werewolf Women of the SS