Max Wit Da V Neck

Eminence — As long as M.W.D.V.N. is in the command zone or on the battlefield, other players must call him Sir Mustard. If they don't, create a treasure token and exile target non-land permanent.

Flying, Trample

M.W.D.V.N. has X +1/+1 counters, where X is the number of cards Alejo has exiled or destroyed this game.