Robert G. Durant

Now, let's consider my points. One by one.
One. I try not to let my anger get the better of me. —
Robert G. Durant has menace.
Two. I don't always succeed. — Robert G. Durant
can't block.
Three. I've got seven more points. — Whenever
Robert G. Durant deals combat damage to a
player, that player loses a finger of your choice
until Robert G. Durant leaves the battlefield.
(The finger can't roll dice or touch cards.)