SCP-073

When this creature is dealt damage, remove all
damage and instead put it on the source of the
damage. Instants and sorceries damages that
target this creature are applied to the player that
cast them.
If this creature attacks a player in control of
Plant permanents or green type lands, place a
Decay counter on the each of those cards. When
a permanent has 3 Decay counters, exile that permanent.