Shrek

Whenever Shrek is dealt damage, create a 1/1 {w} onion creature token with layers (Place 3 tear
tokens on Onion. At the start of your upkeep, remove
1 tear token to deal 1 crying damage to target opponent.
When all tear tokens are removed, Onion is chopped
and is removed from the game).
{t}: Add one {b} to your mana pool.
{t}{b/g}: Opponents cannot use {b} to cast spells
until Shrek is untapped.
You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy,
you're afraid of your own feelings.