Shrek

Whenever Shrek is dealt damage, create a 1/1 {w} onion creature token with layers (Onion enters
the battlefield with three tear counters on it.
{1}{t}, remove a tear counter from Onion, cry: until
end of turn, you determine the order of layers of continuous effects. Onion deals 1 damage to you).
{t}{b/g}: Opponents cannot use {b} to cast spells
until Shrek is untapped.
You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're
afraid of your own feelings.