Zhuge Liang, Sleeping Dragon

When Zhuge Liang enters the battlefield, choose
left or right. Spells you cast and permanents
you control can't be the target of the player to
the chosen side.
Noncreature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Noncreature spells an opponents cast that target
permanents you control cost {2} more to cast.
The wise win before they fight, while the
ignorant fight to win.